Hey, it’s me. I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. He is so cool.
His name is Midnight. Hey, it’s me. I’ve been a while.
Dummy and I are really busy getting ready to take this long walk. Well, you know, every now and then we go somewhere and it’s too far to walk. So, when we can’t walk somewhere, we take our friend.
He’s cool. He has a name. His name is Midnight.
We should get paid for product placement. Midnight is a truck. Look at that.
Today, we’re at the hospital, the VA hospital. Willoughby’s going to get his hand cut off. Man, oh no, Willoughby.
Ah, that’s me. No, Dummy. Dummy’s going to get his hand cut off.
I bet that’s going to hurt. Anyway, whenever it’s too far to go, we take Midnight. What I want to know is, will they ever let me drive? Ah, I can’t reach the pedals.
