Hey dummies, why am I dressed in a plastic bag?
Well, because it was raining today and I didn’t want you to get all wet.
And if I get all wet, what will happen? What will happen? Well, am I going to melt?
Definitely, you will not melt. You’re not made of sugar.
Then why do I need to wear this crazy plastic bag?
Well, if you get too wet, you will turn into a sponge.
And then people will take you and wipe up the floor with you.
I do not want to be a sponge.
So, dummy, I have a question.
Could we be there yet?
